Things my nieces say….

A six and four year old can be the best form of comic relief.

Well….Ellie actually may turn out to be a comedienne.  It’s highly possible.

Here are a few examples:

“What are you even doing?”  (uttered whenever you are doing….anything)

“Dave, I’m not sure about your shoes” (Ellie trust me.  I’m not either!!)

“These are my American armpits”  (A song by Maddie – sung wearing a bathing suit in the driveway)

“Krissy, don’t you have a nice skirt or shoes you can wear?”

“Krissy, why are you wearing jeans?  Didn’t you know it was Poppy’s birthday?”

The above is proof Maddie is a bit of a fashionista.

“I’m going to get my own dress and my own shoes”  (Ellie in regards to her flower girl dress.   She’s a fashionista too)

“We only had two cookies for breakfast”“ (Way to sell me out on the phone to your parents, kid)

“How can you marry Dave if he’s already married and has kids?”   Maddie, luckily, has no concept of divorce.

I am sure I am missing out on some of the best ones.  Now that I have finally posted (slacker!) Jenny – help a sister out!