Dear Anonymous Construction Worker outside my apartment:
Hi. I would be eternally grateful if you'd take your jackhammer and...well. I'm a lady so I won't tell you exactly where I want you to put it.
It's a place that would be infinitely quieter I assure you.
I don't know what else they have to do to the building that is going up next door - but I wish they'd do it quickly and with less destruction. I have a webcast in an hour and another call later today. Thank God my phone has a mute function!
I'm obviously working from a far from peaceful home today. Breakfast was an English muffin with a wedge of Laughing Cow Light Garlic & Herb.
Off to find earplugs...